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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever