pizza guy: *picks up phone*
pizza guy: hi thanks for calling what would you like?
ellen: yeah i'd like to get about four large cheese pizzas please
pizza guy: delivery or pick-up?
pizza guy: and where would you like them to be delivered?
ellen: the oscars
pizza guy: the fuck u mean
Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."